Question 1.. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! Question 5: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory... Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! Question 8 : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! Question 9 : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : YesÂ -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Service / (s)?
Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! Question 17 : Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! Question 18 : How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! Question 19.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! 21) INDIAN : Thank God Now there is no Tax on Death Ans :: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax !!!